28 FebI drive a sports car, Meg drives a utility van…..

Stunning car Meg.

Stunning car Meg.

I drive a 2004 Saturn ION Quad Coupe. Red. You know Saturn; it looks like a two door but it’s really a 4 door.  We’re still a one car family, not for much longer, though. I have to say, jumping to two cars is daunting, its so much more money getting a second car.  Not only do we need more space, I can barely turn my head to see the girls, but the car is getting old. Malone kicks the back of my seat, and Stella the back of Dylan’s. I love packing into the sports car. I love saying I drive a sports car, because in theory its not. Its a f*cking Saturn.  I know many of you reading this, drive vans. I’m am avoiding a van like the plague, I’ll do anything to jump that car category and go straight  into SUV territory. I pray about it.   If I was doing Yoga I would meditate at the end of the class about it. All you two child families out there, you could still be driving your mini. You don’t need to sell out yet. HOLD OUT.  My sister, well, she masks selling out by saying she needed the space. With three kids, your only options are SUV’s or mini vans. I get it. They’re a one car family too. Clearly, they had to get a family car. But Meg and Rob didn’t get a Routan, or a Chrysler Town & Country (you can get a card table in it, that’s rad) they got an Uplander. Booh.  It’s the kind of van contractors drive because they sell them with no windows so you can blast your company’s name all over it.  It’s kak. Meg knows it’s kak. The kids think its amazing because it has a DVD player in it.  I think Meg should make money on the side by selling ad space on her van.

tip#1. Don’t abandon your car dreams because you’ve got kids.

tip#2. Don’t buy an Uplander, would you order a poop sando at lunch?

tip#3. A sports car is too small with kids.

tip#4. drink wine.

Cheers, cheers

lxo

Isn't she a beauty?

Isn't she a beauty?

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