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What the hell was George Clooney’s girlfriend wearing? Did she go to David’s Bridal to get that thing? Matching purse, matching shawl, she probably had on dyeable shoes. SIGH. Tragic. Tacky. Tasteless. It’s the Oscar you poor thing. Charlize Thereon. Nice one. It looked like someone deflated  rubber dingys on your boobs.  SJP (Sarah Jessica Parker) I love her style. I loved her couture Chanel dress, but the hair, and the spray tan. Holy hell, sweet child. It looked like she swam in a pool of Orangina. Too orange. Her hair was too severe, it took away from that dress.  I judge harshly, you don’t get invited the week before, you have time, money and designers all coming together, their mission: to make you look divine.   Now, I have to talk about ABC. WTF were  they thinking have Kathy Ireland on the red carpet. I had just finished eating some chicken parmigiano, and I almost brought it up. It looked liked she was doing the worm standing up, she was constantly moving. Her dress, puke. She was awkward. The shits.  Sherri Shepard, from The View. Sweet child, who dressed you. It was all wrong.   Switching gears here’s who I loved. Demi Moore, gorgeous. Rachel McAdams, stunning…..I loved her dress, I think my favorite. Sandra Bullock, looked the part, very glamorous. I was so happy she won. Meryl Streep. Goddess. 

Cheers, cheers

lxo

Elie Saab dress.....love it.